A Load of Bollards Attack

It has been brought to my attention there has been a spate of bollard attacks recently on some of the Dagenham 88 Runners. So far they have only attacked the female runners, but this could end up more serious should they attack the male runners!

I can report Caroline "Flyer" Tuck literally went flying!!!! when attacked by a plastic bollard. Not sure how far or fast Caroline was going, maybe she could check her watch and let us know! and that Tracey George had her knee knocked by a concrete bollard. There was reports she was listening to music while she was running and was listening Knees-a-knockin, oops mean keep-a-knockin by little richard.

Please be vigilant, these bollards seem to just jump out in front of you when you least expect it, then pretend to have been there all along. We suspect they have been placed around the area by rival running clubs, Barking Road Runners and Havering 90 Joggers :-)

We are looking through CCTV footage to find the culprit bollards to try and convict them of assault, but until then we have made up a couple of photo fits. Please be vigilant :-)